What?! Finally! A study that does this birthing hips and humongous tatas justice!!

Scientists at the Universities of Pittsburgh and California, Santa Barbara, found that women with large hips and small waists are cleverer than those with either “apple-shaped” or linear bodies.

The study, to be published in the journal Evolution and Human Behaviour, also discovered that curvaceous women give birth to more intelligent children because hip fat contains polyunsaturated fatty acids critical for the development of the fetus’s brain.

The researchers believe that the results shed light on why many men find curvy women more alluring.

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I’m so sorry if you’re a skinny little thing reading my blog today. Maybe not. Maybe I just want to revel in the fact that these extra pounds mean something other than I ate too many pieces of bread at dinner.