Why do Christians always get so riled up when I talk about my dreams?? For Heaven’s sake–if the Holy Spirit lives in me, then my subconscious belongs to Him and He certainly has the ability to allow me to dream in ways that help me in my waking life.  And if I’ve spent more years interpreting my dreams than not, why is it so hard to understand that there are patterns to the symbols that reoccur?

Oh wait. I must be a heretic if I dream in the first place.