I flaked.

Not on purpose though. Just so happens I spent like FIVE FREAKING HOURS on the phone with a doctor’s office who sent a claim into the insurance company wrong. And guess what? Because of the wonder-freaking-ful HIPPA laws, I cannot even get my own information sent to me because it reveals diagnosis. Forgive me, but no shit sherlock. Of course it reveals the diagnosis and that reveals private patient information.

Oh wait, my other personality isn’t allowed to know. I see.